Look, Natalie Portman is pretty sexy in this commercial for Dior perfume, but it's just too unbelievable for me to really appreciate it. Who holds bottles of perfume against their mouth like an old pen during a Intro to Statistics lecture? Who wears sunglasses in a bath? Who wears dress pants to bed? I'm sorry, Sofia Coppola, but you're going to have to do better, no matter how banging Natalie is looking:
Related question: is Portman pregnant here? I know she's not that far along, but if she is, it seems like pregnancy is treating her really well.