For your daily quota of wacky cat news, a neighborhood in California is being terrorized by a cat burglar that is, in fact, a cat. It's the purr-fect crime! See the above clip to learn the saga of Dusty, who has managed to snag over 600 small items from neighbors in San Mateo, including but not limited to shoes, bikinis, bras, and stuffed animals. No one knows exactly what Dusty's motivation is, but luckily he's managed to avoid the cat-astrophe of a purr-ison sentence and… okay okay, enough. But someone had to do it, right?