When will people learn that there's only one film about the Kennedy family we will ever need, and that film is called Grey Gardens*? Not any time soon, because The Kennedys — the imperiled miniseries deemed too inaccurate to run on the History Channel — has found a home on ReelzChannel, which sounds completely fake. The series stars Greg Kinnear as JFK, Katie Holmes as Jackie O., Tom Wilkinson as someone who should be getting better roles than this. Here's the trailer:
I don't know about you, but for some reason I feel like everything about that feels just a bit too… shiny. I'm going to go with shiny. Will you be tuning in to this spectacle, readers? (Presuming you can find this Brigadoon of a channel, that is.)
*I know that film is actually about the Bouviers, but I don't care. I stand by what I said.