AMC has yet to schedule the fifth season of Breaking Bad, which will bring the Emmy-winning series to an end. (Spoiler alert: lots of people are going to die.) In the meantime, CollegeHumor has reimagined Walter White's downward — or upward, depending on your moral compass — spiral as an old-school eight-bit Nintendo RPG. It's the cutest version of a drug-related New Mexico bloodbath you'll see today.
The video game parody gives away everything in the past four seasons of the show, which follows the happy-go-lucky adventures of a high school chemistry teacher (Bryan Cranston) who sells crystal meth to pay for his medical bills. So if it's currently in your Netflix queue, you might want to skip this. Because lots of people are going to die.