Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Volunteer sperm donor

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Sperm donor volunteer on Craigslist

Don't waste your life savings on one of those silly, pre-screened, pre-approved STD-tested sperm donors. Just get your babymaker from the bowels of Craigslist!

Seriously, does this guy have the worst-ever (and cheesiest) pick-up line imaginable? "Hey baby… do you need… a sperm donor? You know what I mean." Then he cackles like he has giant, droopy jowls and shoves his hands nervously in his pockets, throwing his head back for emphasis.

Also, does that really say "non black male" and "open to all races." Why not just admit "I'm a dumb white guy"?