Chick-fil-A is known for two things; their down-home, simple style of chicken-sandwich preparation, and their down-home, simple style of bigotry and religious discrimination. With that in mind, they've received the ultimate endorsement: the hard-to-reach drag-queen demographic. Drag queens William Belli, Detox, and Vicki Vox just released a tongue-in-rouged-cheek endorsement of the chicken chain in music-video form. And it's awesome. 

The oddly well-produced video reminds the viewer to "put it in your mouth" — speaking, of course, of Chick-fil-A products. It's a clever indictment of the chain's anti-gay business style, using a faux endorsement to point out the absurdity in running a business this way in 2012. They also rhyme "bible" with "libel," which is something I'm always supportive of. 

Chick-fil-A could consider embracing this image and become a kind of funky intolerance-themed restaurant. They could be like Medieval Times, but with bigots instead of knights, and a sense of social values more akin to actual medieval times. And serfs! Everyone loves serfs!

Watch the video below: 

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Mar 22 12 - 2:37pm
Eponine

<3. Chick-fil-a is SO GOOD. I'm sorry I ate before I knew what they stood for, because it pains me not give them my business. If they would back down, I'd be eating mor chikin!

Mar 22 12 - 3:24pm
GeeBee

I'm almost glad they're such Neanderthal bigots. That stuff is NOT health food, like almost everything else that tastes really good, so my arteries are grateful for a reason for me not to eat it.

Mar 22 12 - 4:00pm
Pierce

Look at me now, Dad.

Mar 22 12 - 4:06pm
Sean Morrow

You're streets ahead.

Mar 22 12 - 7:02pm
kait

Living in the Deep South, there's a Chick-Fil-A around every corner and that place definitely has the best chicken nuggets. This is my first time hearing about any controversy surrounding Chick-Fil-A, probably because even if people down here knew about its homophobic messages, they wouldn't care. It's so fucked up that we're living like it's 1912 instead of 2012 but if I were to ever suggest not going there because of their views, i would get responses like "hell yeah that makes me want to go there every day!"