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Evolution refuted by Facebook group

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One student's teacher, as well as Charles Darwin, was put to shame recently on Facebook, when the student, taking out Science in one fell swoop, definitively stated that she didn't evolve from a monkey. Case closed. The origins debate has finally been solved, and we don't have to waste any more time on it. It was right there in front of us the whole time. The monkeys who didn't turn human. Of course!

The names of those responsible for the earth-shattering breakthrough have been blurred as per their request, humbly claiming that they are mere vessels of Truth, and that the knowledge rightfully belongs to mankind. But what about Planet of the Apes? Now I'm confused again. I guess the following ditty is useless now.

Evolution Made Us All from Ben Hillman on Vimeo.