Men who want to second-guess their self-worth and sexual prowess, just like their female counterparts, are in luck. Hearst is announcing the release of CFG: Cosmo for Guys, their first ever iPad-only magazine. Just in case Maxim and Men's Health weren't providing you with enough ridiculous tips for a miserable sex life, CFG is here to fill the void.
Hearst offers a preview of the mag with an odd, little video. A woman with an iPad for a head (yes, really) endures literal objectification as men scroll through her "pages." If you weren't turned off before, you will be now.