Links: Ban on same-sex marriages upheld in France

The French court system has upheld its ban on same-sex marriage — brought to court by a lesbian couple of fifteen years who're raising four children together. Conservatives rejoiced. The French remain a country of free-health-care providing socialists. 

Food Network's website is continuing its tradition of posting totally ridiculous recipes. This one is actually almost too stupid to believe. 

This is an ingredient-by-ingredient breakdown of Taco Bell's beef. The number one ingredient is, indeed, beef, but only because if they switched it, they'd be legally obligated to call it "savory, gelatinous, beef water." 

Bill Murray at a Bears game: the newest in the internet's fascination with "Bill Murray tales" — hilarious stories about Bill Murray doing something totally improbable. 

And finally, a gorilla that has learned to walk on its hind legs like its human handlers. Or, "the missing link." Take that, evolution deniers!