Charlie Sheen is hiring a social media intern for #winning. Seriously. You can apply for that job.
In an interesting sex study, bisexual women are found to be more likely to have tried anal sex than straight women — despite having had sex with fewer men (since they also sleep with women). Male sexuality remains pretty rigid by comparison.
Smart Water shocked the world today (or at least I’m shocked) by making Jennifer Aniston less funny. The two collaborated on a terrible “viral ad” that might actually go viral by virtue of how terrible it is. Wait. Does that mean it worked?
Life would be so much easier if I could roll slowly and nerdily around the street on an odd two-wheeled Star Trek prop. If you agree with the above, you’ll love this list of six alternatives to walking.
And finally, Jackass 3D is out on regular old DVD for your consumption. If you haven't seen it, you should. They showed it at the MoMa; it's better than you think it is.