Links: Chicago ballot mistakenly lists candidate as “Rich Whitey”

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Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney

In many predominantly black neighbors of Chicago, gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was mispelled. He's pissed, which is understandable, but it's also probably the funniest thing I've heard all day.

A ground-breaking study on the masturbatory habits of squirrels. Yes, this is a totally important thing for you to know about.

The U.S. Air Force has stopped enforcement of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. The U.S. Government is still probably going to appeal Tuesday's injunction, but still. This feels like progress.

Christina Hendricks went on Ellen, and tried to teach her how to do her signature walk. Ellen cannot do it, not even a little bit. But she's still cute.

And finally, just for fun, watch Jenny Lewis (of Rilo Kiley fame) guest star with Belle & Sebastian at a performance in Los Angeles.