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Links: Law firm hired by Boehner to defend DOMA quits

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When Speaker of the House John Boehner sheds some of his legendary tears tonight, let's not be too hard on him. After all, it's hard to get dumped. And by that I mean, it's hard when the law firm you hired to defend a ridiculous law that never should have existed in the first place quits on you

Nursery rhymes get such a bad rap. They're boring, they're cutesy, they're… full of vibrato and emotion? At least when this Britain's Got Talent contestant sings them.

Note: just because you can build chairs out of twenty-five different materials, it doesn't mean you can sit in all of them. I certainly don't want to sit in about half of these inventions, although the one made of stuffed pandas does look mighty comfy.

I know you guys are just dying to know more cool facts about the differences between Mac and PC users, so I'm going to give them to you. Not only are people who use Macs more likely to have graduated college, live in a city, and be liberal, they are also eighty percent more likely to be vegetarians.

Lastly, it pains me to tell you that whole "McDonalds Hiring Day" didn't go exactly as planned. According to one writer from the Midwest, not every chain location was hiring, despite the nationwide promise of 50,000 available jobs in 12,000 stores. I can't believe every single thing McDonald's tells me? Bummer.