Syria

FOMO, or Fear of Missing Out, is a newly minted mental illness suffered by people who live through their internet identities. The New York Times reports on the anxiety of people who stay glued to their computers and phones, hitting refresh every few moments, in fear of not being in the loop on their friends' lives. We all decided it was totally ludicrous last night when we were hanging out without you.  

While we're all getting mildly annoyed at Donald Trump's fake presidential campaign here in America, the Syrian government has been getting real business done, passing a bill to lift the decades-old state-of-emergency law. The law, passed forty-eight years ago, prohibited all protests, even peaceful ones. As of today, it has been replaced.

Barbie has always been a controversial figure, and now she's been re-created in real-life measurements by an enterprising college student. At six-feet tall with a double-zero waist, Barbie isn't looking like the pinnacle of American beauty so much as the shrunken head in Beetlejuice

Having a party on 4/20 but fear the menu won't be up to par? Fret not! The perfect marijuana-holiday cookbook, Stoner's Delight, can be purchased for the low price of ten dollars. A very small price to pay for hazy, happy memories, that you probably won't actually remember at all. 

And finally, if you can't wait until tomorrow to trip out, why not just look at these pictures of Banana Art? You'll feel confused and paranoid, but weirdly satisfied, without having to toke up. 

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Apr 19 11 - 8:27pm
Hands Up, Thief

6 foot Barbie must've stolen some items while visiting a Middle Eastern country.

Apr 19 11 - 10:32pm
FuckYou

This FOMO is load of fucking bullshit. There is no such thing other than people who can't chill and not give a fuck about facebook/twitter status updates for a while,cause they're so narcisistic/self centered/word of your choice. I mean, I go for days w/o checking on that stuff, so moral of the story, be just like me and just not give a fuck.

Apr 20 11 - 9:16am
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FOMO=white people problems

Apr 20 11 - 1:28pm
eo

WPP

Apr 20 11 - 3:06pm
Bob

It's gosh darn time that all of our dolls and stuffed animals are 100% anatomically proportionate. This includes Mr Potato Head and the guy with the red nose from that game where you get zapped when removing his bones.