Not only is Facebook killing your dreams of being a lawyer, politician, or school teacher, now a new stat says twenty percent of divorce cases cite evidence found on Facebook. Facebook: everybody's favorite private detective.
In my experience, nudity (good or bad) always gets people's attention. Profound, I know. There is no better example of this than FEMEN, the topless protest team from the Ukraine. So next time you want to get stuff done, just get naked with thirty of your friends.
Speaking of painfully obvious things: breaking into houses is generally a poor life decision. Calling 911 after you've been caught by gun-toting homeowners is even worse.
According to a study, no doubt, done by drunk bar patrons, staring at women's breasts is good for your heart. Why eat Honey Nut Cheerios, when you could hit the strip club?
In an unfortunate twist of fate, Steven Tyler, the man famous in part for "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)," has grown to look more and more like an old lesbian. Here's the proof.