Rick Santorum

Holy butt-froth, Batman! Santorum is on the loose, again. Now, he's taken aim at McCain and is questioning his knowledge of torture tactics. The two are on opposing sides of an argument about "enhanced interrogation." The part Santorum forgot is that McCain was a P.O.W.... awkward.

Today, Fox dropped the promo for their new show starring Zooey Deschanel, The New Girl. If you don't have time to watch it, she plays the same quirky, wide-eyed hipster she always plays. I would suggest checking out the show this fall, though. It doesn't look half bad.

In honor of all the college graduates this month, here's a picture of everybody's favorite undergrad, James Franco, graduating from NYU. I hope that gown is reversible; he's got a lot of diplomas to pick up.

You know how, when your Dell breaks when you're writing that paper in college, the guy you talk to for help is more likely to be from India than Indiana? Well, once you finish the paper, the same guy is probably going to grade it. Community colleges are now starting to outsource paper grading. Sad truth: their grammar is probably better than ours.

Commentarium (7 Comments)

May 17 11 - 6:56pm
profrobert

Santorum arguing with McCain about torture is like McCain arguing with Santorum about man-on-dog sex.

May 17 11 - 7:53pm
Gazbo

Well said, prof. Also, doesn't it feel positively creepy to be sort of rooting for McCain at this juncture?

May 18 11 - 8:55pm
just mike

McCain in 2000 or McCain in 2008?

May 17 11 - 8:33pm
FFDOM

Zooey Deschanel is boring. Flat out.

Nov 20 11 - 9:56am
Sagi

Too many compliments too litlte space, thanks!

Nov 24 11 - 1:42pm
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