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Links: Tips for powerful men on how not to end up like Dominique Strauss-Kahn

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Obviously, keeping it in your pants is hard when you could pressure basically anyone who works for you into having sex with you. Just ask the hundreds of influential men that have been caught smushing employees. For the Dominique Strauss-Kahns and Arnold Schwarzeneggers of the world, here are eight tips on how to avoid being an asshole.

Speaking of things that are inherently difficult: being an impoverished, illegal immigrant is not easy. Acting like an illegal alien for the sake of art project is decidedly easier. Artist Tania Bruguera, since she missed the boat on the former (pun intended), will take a crack at the latter.

In other questionable art news: a Dutch company is trying to sell billboard space by posting ads of their own with the tagline "The sooner you advertise here, the better." The board features a fat guy wearing less clothing every day for as long as the space goes un-bought. I think they're going to get their bluff called. 

An elderly man has been sent to jail for growing two pot plants for his cancer-ridden wife. Obviously, they wanted to prevent him from parlaying his shitty, backyard weed plants into a drug empire. Have to save lives, no matter how many seventy-year olds you imprison.