Five days after he was arrested, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been granted bail, under the belief that him fleeing the country would be "ludicrous."
Illinois Senate minority leader Christine Radogno found it appropriate to quote Wu-Tang, saying: "Cash rules everything around us. Cream. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all," to the Statehouse. Yeesh. And my editor gets angry when I talk about The Jersey Shore.
With all this nonsense floating around, I'm starting to think that maybe, indeed, the rapture is upon us. In case this thought has kept you up at night, you can sleep in peace now. You're welcome.
Speaking of which, I really hope Blondie realizes how poorly timed the release of this music video is. Either poorly timed, or hilarious actually.
Or maybe you should just procreate, really quickly. You know, since the world is ending. This bizarre, but helpful, video is your short-cut to how to make it happen. Let's get pregnant, people.