Unusual candidate Brad Blanton is way too honest for his own good. The two-time candidate for the US House of Representatives released a list of drugs he's done, and admitted to having sex with over 500 women, and six men.
In other seedy government news: Rick Santorum, aspiring Republican Presidential candidate, can't shake Dan Savage-induced anal-sex association. Good riddance.
A Red Cross employee accidentally tweeted about "#gettingslizzerd." And drew tons of donations.
And finally, adding to the canon of famous men performing dramatic readings of Justin Bieber, James Earl Jones does a hilarious dead-pan delivery of "Baby."