New start-up, Cloud Girlfriend is offering users' just that — a ghostly, virtual entity of girlfriend. The service allows you to create the gal of your dreams, who will then manifest herself via various social media platforms. They've even boiled the process down to four easy steps.
"Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend.
Step 2: We bring her into existence.
Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network.
Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl."
She might not actually exist, but man, does she know how to write on your wall.
While Cloud Girlfriend has yet to officially launch, they are encouraging visitors to "register early to get in line." But even if this absurd service takes off, how long can it last? Computer-controlled Facebook accounts do go directly against Facebook's Terms of Service agreement, so chances are your perfect relationship will only last a few months at most.