New Twitter, English 50 Cent, softens 50’s rough edges

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50 Cent's actual, verified Twitter account is a terrible place. Really. Take a look. Can you believe what he said about Serena Williams? Jesus.

Some enlightened soul decided to give 50 a grammatical makeover, and we're liking it. Out with the slurs, in with the "doth" 's. This beneficent young person takes 50's own tweets, retweets them, and writes his/her own interpretation. It's worth pointing out that 50's more offensive tweets are left untouched. (Even internet strangers who impersonate 50 Cent don't want to totally impersonate 50 Cent.)

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The most impressive part? These were all in succession. No cutting and cropping the funniest ones, this is just one big chunk of high-brow humor.