New website features women naming unlikely celebrity candidates for sex

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A new site called Guys We Shouldn't Be Attracted To features female bloggers offering their two cents on the sexual magnetism of, for the most part, celebrities (as well as some cartoon characters) not normally recognized as sex objects. The site kicked off with an appraisal of David Spade, saying "there's something about that Bon Jovi / Ellen Degeneres-in-2004 haircut that makes me wonder what a romp in the sheets with Joe Dirt would be like." In reference to Edward James Olmos' role on Battle Star Galactica, one blogger writes, "Now get out of that Captain's uniform so I can tolerate your naked walrus body looming over mine."

We're obviously dealing with some foodies here, as Tom Colicchio, Adam Richman, and Alton Brown are all on the menu. Animated characters getting the once-over include Rasputin from Anastasia, Triton from The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Movie and TV characters such as Anton Chiguhr from No Country for Old Men, and Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation are also salivated over. Recent targets include the controversial Ricky Gervais, Stanley Tucci, and a Madame Tussauds-like Burt Reynolds. Any site that features both Don Knotts and Lil Wayne can't be all bad.