Miss Piggy, Road Runner, Darkwing Duck: they're all here to talk to you about the horrors of the Angry Bird War. Even the lesser known porcine and avian cartoon stars show up — though I will say that most of the lesser-knowns are pigs. Not that I'm taking sides in a fake war based on an iPhone game, or anything. That would be a total waste of my time. I will admit, however, that I was far too excited to see Mr. Darkwing show up. Blame it on my mid-'90s childhood:
One day this senseless violence will end. When I get three stars on all levels.