Unhide your kids, your wives, and your husbands! Antoine Dodson has a "revolutionary sex offender tracker app," and, even better, he has a YouTube trailer for it.
After giving us a quick tour of the app (for iPhone and Android!), he assures us that it works in the ghetto, in the rain — anywhere. And to further quiet any doubts we might have, Dodson refers us to a Wikipedia article in order to convince us that the app uses "the latest and greatest in augmented reality" technology, which basically turns scary molesters into moving red dots, which is only slightly less scary.
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