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Watch Kate Beckinsale tell Funny or Die she wants Republicans to "get in my vagina"
By Virginia SmithMay 7th, 2012, 5:00 pmComments (23)
In case you've been quietly, creepily waiting for a viral video in which Kate Beckinsale discusses her needs and wants for her vagina, your unlikely vigil is over. Beckinsale stars alongside Judy Greer and Andrea Savage in a new clip from Funny or Die's political offshoot Live Funny or Die portraying the Real Republican Real Women of Real America, all of whom are dying to have the government intervene in their vaginal health as much as possible.
It opens with the line, "I don't want the government in banks. I don't want government in the classroom. Where do I want government? In my vagina," and closes with a plea to "Let the oval office in your oval office," so you can more or less guess what the rest of the video is like. As a parody of the recent "War on Women," it's pretty on-point (if a bit late to the game). Plus, it's a nice change of pace to see Beckinsale in a role that doesn't involve hunting and/or being a vampire while wearing a black vinyl onesie. Win-win!
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I don't want the government in my anything. Hands-off, fuckers! You ruin everything you touch, so just... go away.
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.....it's satire
did you somehow miss that?
Nope. She's satirical, I'm serious. I want MICROSCOPIC government, if not smaller.
Of course its ok for them to ban cupcake sales in schools, as long as you can have your abortion.
Sorry your mom canceled your high school bake sale, but its good to know she still knows how to work a coat hanger.
You must write for the Daily Show.
I thought you wrote for the Daily Show.
I'm guessing there's plenty of room in there for all of us.
Whoa! She's whacky and outrageous! Gag.
Just read the lines written for you, empty headed ex-watiress.
Have you ever met an actor who didn't at some point wait tables?
1844 U.S. Troops Killed in Afghanistan since the "2nd Coming" aka Obama took office.
That's change for you!
No more troop deaths in Iraq with Obama in office. THAT'S change.
Nope, well over 100 soldiers were killed in Iraq under Obama.
And being killed in Afghanistan instead of Iraq doesn't really constitute change for the soldiers wife, children and parents, does it?
This makes about as much sense as blaming Eisenhower for Korea, or Truman for WWII. And I must have missed the connection between Obama Administration foreign policy and human rights abuses in the U.S., so I'm going to need you to explain that again slowly.
This guy Greg is hilarious!
I write for the Daily Show! Its really easy, I just watch old episodes of SNL from the 1970's and replace Ford with whatever the Republican target du jour is.
Really? No one else is going to say it?
I want to get in Kate Beckinsale's vagina.
Someone had to be first. Today was your day.
btw, who the hell is this broad anyway?
I really can't be bothered keeping up with the latest hollywood table waitress du jour.
Usually they're attractive. This one has a neck like a turkey and needs to stop screwing with her eyebrows.
Kate Beckinsale has appeared in about 27 theatrically released films since 1993. One or two of them were even worth watching. But it would appear that it's been 20 years at least since the last time she had to worry about how to pay the bills. She probably was better looking 15 years ago than she is today, but I think that's true of most people over 35.
Most of us laughed at this. That said, don't we all know there was a segment in our country who watched, sat there nodding their heads in agreement. It's not so bad they didn't get the joke. The bad part is they vote.
Actually its sadder that these people obsess over Abortion to the exclusive of everything else.
I wonder what this broads position is on the Keystone Pipeline? How, wait, she has a vagina so the ONLY thing that matters to her is her couchie.
I agree fully; it is sad that some people are so obsessed over the abortion issue, they've convinced themselves that government bureaucrats should be making reproductive decisions while still claiming to be supporters of freedom. I would prefer to see lawmakers debating the merits of the Keystone Pipeline, but instead they're passing laws mandating that women seeking abortions be impaled with vaginal probes, because apparently all they can think about is vaginas.