Watch: Kristen Wiig gets in the closet for Seven Minutes in Heaven

Sadly, no one makes out with anyone, though not for lack of trying (watch until the end for that part). In this installment of SNL writer Mike O'Brien's web series "7 Minutes in Heaven," O'Brien welcomes Wiig into his closet for a cozy, deeply awkward interview, which in fact only lasts for about four minutes.

Check out the above clip to see Wiig sip champagne, refute rumors of her Republicanism, and accidentally damage some of O'Brien's clothes in the process. The whole thing makes "Between Two Ferns" look positively high-budget by comparison.