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Watch: Snow White gives terrible advice to young girls

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Another installment of the Second City "Advice From a Cartoon Princess" series — which had previously focused on Ariel from The Little Mermaid and Belle from Beauty and the Beast — has arrived online, this time featuring everyone's favorite princess who shacked up with seven men she barely knew, Snow White. She has some important thoughts on the best way to win friends, just how much an emphasis one should place on beauty, and how gross fruit is:

Now, if only Disney had gone with the less sanitized version of the tale, we could hear her advice on whether to marry a man who falls in love with what he thinks is your corpse. (Spoiler: she would say, go for it!)