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I vote Bush. Not curious George in 2004 or Jeb for Florida governor, but bush muff; snatch; giant, unshaved, untrimmed, untended, Nixon-era beaver; funk-style, spilling over the proverbial sheepskin rug at the fireplace of sex. For those of us who lost our optic virginities to smuggled copies of our parents' Joy of Sex (the original with its doughty young enthusiast and her impressive hedgerow), the whole Brazilian deforestation craze seems altogether unfortunate, alien, anti-body. When I interact with a pussy, I want it hemmed in and grown over with a high-pile carpet; I want Jane Fonda in Barbarella, Helena Bonham Carter in Wings of a Dove. In a world where there's Maria Grazia Cucinotta, why would you settle for Sinead?
Shaved or overly cropped genitalia suggest to me some sterilized dystopian future of petri-dish sex and test-tube insertion sanitized, odorless and sweat-free, the human organism written out of its own procreation. A big messy thatch, on the other hand, is a kind of throwback to a lost, unclothed Eden, when the pussy was a long-haired Persian (not that hairless wiener-cat the sphynx), and men wanted to fuck women, not kids. Forgive the sudden proselytizing, but what else is this waxing worship all about but a trip to the playground, a fantasyland hanky-pank with your friend's ten-year-old sister? Brazilian-ed beaver, baby-butt smooth is just that: babyish. Whereas hair, hair means puberty, hair means womanhood, hair means one, single, unambiguous thing: readiness for sex. Fertility, appropriateness, the biological imperative: in prehistoric times, with the species just trying to hang on, the green-light of body hair told our Cro-Magnon forbears who was worth dragging into the cave. Perhaps my sex life is a bit overly homo erectus, but it shouldn't take recidivism for hair, now, to evoke in us our best Stone Age impulses. Hair should equal desire; it should provide a stark (I don't say bald) confrontation with sex itself. Shaving or waxing it off creates mixed phylogenetic messages, confusion in an already confusing realm.
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Jack Murnighan's stories appeared in the Best American Erotica editions of 1999, 2000 and 2001. His weekly column for Nerve, Jack's Naughty Bits, was collected and released as two books. He was the editor-in-chief of Nerve from 1999 to 2001, before retiring to write full time and take seriously the quest for love. |









Commentarium (39 Comments)
Well, I admit that I did start shaving my pubes when I started looking at porn, however, I do think it's sexy. Maybe I've been culturally conditioned, but I like being able to see all the folds and crevices. I think it's sexy to be able to see the crease peeking up from a woman's closed legs. Besides the way it looks, shaving increases sensation for me, and for some other women I've talked to. When I'm smooth every touch is amplified -- I can feel exactly what's going on down there. It's incredibly sexy.
Thank god. I love my hair and it stays!
And as for this 'tard: "When a woman doesn't shave, it tells me she doesn't really respect herself," all I can say is a girl who shaves because of some guys misapprehension is the woman who doesn't respect herself.
Some of the hottest pornos feature two young babes shaving each other before they compete for a young studs tongue and cock. Some amateur videos are real, showing real passion as two honeys ravish a boyfriend, licking and sucking him all over, before a blond straddles his face as he tongues her until she cums (with her friend spanking her creamy firm butt) before letting the brunett accept his thick cock for lengthy in and out screwing (check out Pamela Lee Anderson as she takes Tommys cock on that boat)! Yep, shaved pussies are outstanding!
The visual of bare is just nice as that of hair. The difference for this man lies in going south. A bare pussy is a wonderful treat for my tongue..... and no more need be said. I'm a hairy monkey and love every hair... but I do keep myself trimmed for her as well.
Makes me just want to shag my hardwood.
Count me firmly among the "bushies." The person who started shaving when she caught a glimpse of the current content of porn mags supports my personal theory that shaven pussies are a marketing ploy: Consciously or not, denuding the mons just started to APPEAR a dozen or so years ago, owing to no groundswell of consumer demand whatsoever that I remember noticing. The result now is nauseatingly typical: The marketers of porn sell "hirsute" women back to us (at inflated prices, usually) as one of the many "fetishes" that allegedly fascinate a significant proportion of the consumers out there--e.g., Golden Showers (Bleah! if I may editorialize). Then salt is rubbed in the wound (and the ploy reinforced) by describing such women as somehow primitive, slovenly--but all the sexier for that, for those of us weirdos out here who like such stuff--and unsanitary. For what it's worth, I remember such another (to me) gratuitous eruption in the depiction of sadism--at least a little whipping, a little blood--'way back in the '70s that thank goodness did not "catch on" as a major leitmotif in mainstream porn. Sorry to go on and on. I'm an old geezer and would pay a PREMIUM for just ONE lousy porn mag, just ONE occasional new porn DVD, that depicted women as God meant for them to look. In fact, I am such a troglodyte that woman-on-woman appeals to me hardly at all (got to be REALLY good looking, and obviously REALLY into it--rare); likewise, threesomes and up, while occasionally interesting, can't hold a candle to a man and a woman (unshorn), slowly, sincerely, passionately making love. Forgive the length--felt good to vent.
TRUE STORY
hair is fine if it's my future wife or my mother. but if i'm gonna be lucky enough to whisper into strange pussy.... i'd rather be sure there aren't any claws, teeth, guns, needles, or microphones nesting.
fabulous - hilariously funny yet lucidly salient. your case is strong enough to keep the attention of even the most devout waxer (waxist?). why isn't more of your work around? you must be one of few people who could give grant or emma a run for their money. for the good of the nation, please write more for nerve.
Thank you for your analysis of this weird "beauty" trend that seems to have started with the increase and ubiquity of pornography. I tried shaving out of curiousity and was beset by constant itching and ugly bumps. Then I tried waxing and it hurt like hell and was very expensive. Natural is better for me and if a man is that obsessed with hairlessness than he can pay for the damn process! Yes, it did feel good, I have to admit, but it felt pretty weird, too, like I was just ready for oral sex at any minute!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I have grappled mightily with being hairy "down there," feeling incredible societal pressure to wax even though it makes me feel decidedly less organically sexual. I've even become so paranoid about it that I thought one lover dumped me because I wasn't Brazilianized like most women I know and most women he probably knows. Reading your piece, as well as Em and Lo's first installment on pubic hair care, makes me realize I am not the freak I thought I was. From now on, I'm just gonna be me.
I vote bush too. always mmmmm
BRAVO! I completely agree
brilliant! it's about time someone has put it out there. agree with you 100%. thank you.
sorry jack, but as a woman, i enjoy the little girl rubbing against my cheek. i will certainly never turn it away.
To further arouse such effluvial primitives this is why limburger cheese was created, and fish markets are not olfactorily ameliorated by air circulation nor incense ...yuk! YUK!
I love performing cunnilingus on my wife, and can completely lose track of time tasting, teasing, and devouring her. Nevertheless, when she started trimming back the foliage, the experience improved exponentially for me.
i'm in the waxing camp, for various reasons. i like the sensations it gives me; just going commando turns me on and i like that. i'm relativly hairless everywhere else as well, thanks to recessive genes, so i like to minimize my pubes to just a landing strip. i still fight with ingrown hairs, but that's due to having small pores...*shrug* i use a loofah and try to keep it to a minimum. one of these days, i'll just let it all grow back and be fluffy, but for now, i like to be bare. plus, it's gotten me laid; just last nite a conversation about my smooth skin and lack of body hair led to a discussion of waxing and a request to see my 'landing strip'. *grin*
I once shaved bare as a suprise. My man was decidedly unimpressed. He said it was little girl-like and kinda freaked him out. As for myself, I felt like a plucked chicken, and don't even want to talk about the several days of itching that followed. Ever since then, I've compromised. A close trim with an electric razor keeps everything neat and tidy while still announcing to the world, "I've gone through puberty and I'm not afraid to show it!"
The shaving craze has other interesting implications. I suspect Gillette, Schick et al have lots of secret marketing research that would be fun to read. That said, I agree that the spread of porn has driven the craze, but I also think it ties into the whole body adornment trend -- tattoos, piercing etc. As a man, I find hair very sexy -- especially if a woman has a LOT of hair, and it's thick all the way back to her asshole. But I also have felt the smoothness of a shaved pussy, which can be a delight when you're going down on a woman. It works best, however, for women who have prominent, protruding inner labia. It shows off that beautiful flower very nicely. It's the women whose inner lips don't show who look more like little girls.
I must say that I think there is something very bizarre about a society where the men are increasingly attracted to women that have removed all indicators of femininity or fertility, whether it's by starving off their curves or shaving off their pubic hair. I listen to my fellow guys talk and I wonder whether they want a woman or a 12 year old boy.
you know, being middleastern i got a lot of hair to spare )where do you think those persian carpets come from wink wink) but i've always loved my downy, soft mound. so as per an ex-boyfriends' requst i shaved just to see what it's all about. the down sides; it took an hour, it grew back all itchy and made me feel like a 9 year old which i was non too thrilled about cause i wouldn't want to fuck a 9 year old. plus, i'm a gardener and sweat a lot at work and man did it sucked! there is no protective layer of hair to wisk away the sweat so i had a clammy clam all day! ew...when i asked the boyfriend to do it for me he refused. chicken.
bald, pastey white, clammy pussies being all the rage, you must be the last man in america that doesn't want to fuck childres. god bless you.
p.s. do you think middleastern porn stars have to shave every half hour?
i, as a proudly hairy and non-stubble bearing woman, can feel every sensation and touch any shaved woamn can. the jhair rustles luxuriously as my lover fondles me, and when i go commando under a skirt... it's the same. have you ever felt the wind rustle your hair, giving you a delicious tingle in your spine? it's the same with my leg hair.
if you choose nude, that's fine. but me and my man like bumping hair rather than folicles, and one of the sexiest things about him is the pattern of his pubic hair- couldn't he find the same sexy on me too?
as for seeing some things- well, let's just say, not all of us women have tiny labias. i'm out there whether i shave or not- keeping it nicely trimmed (every few weeks) is enough for such women.
i'm proud of my hair. and i've never had any complaints- at least, not from any guy who i'd actually consider a good fuck.
Here here for bush. Besides liking women, not prepubescent girls, I like the mystery pubic hair represents . . . is that redhead redheaded? Is she a real blonde? Is the hair soft? Wirey? Bald is so predictable.
Remington has introduced a shaver, the "Bikini Trim and Shape" which can create a heart, a box, an initial or go "Hollywood", shaved bare. This can add sexual arousal between couples, besides the wearing of stiletto heels to accent buns and thighs. Crotchless panties, heels and a trimmed pussy adds up to hot sex!
Jack
I'm a brazilian man and hate all these shaved women. My girlfriend has real pubic hair and I love to smell it, I think it's sexy, really sexy. I would like the women don't shave the hair under her arms, too. Some europeans women doesn't do and it's sexy. About hair on the legs, I don't know what to say. The truth is that some woman decided to look like dolls, with you hair on the legs, under the arms and on the pussys. I am not a child. I am a man.
I'm for bush 90%.The other 10% look good.And for Christ's sake,if you have a piece of liver sticking out,cover it up.
A piece of liver? What does that mean?
praise jesus someone is paying attention to this strange pedefile happening. I love bush! as the vagina monologues say, you can't love vagina without loving the bush...it is all part of the package, perfect in design. Often times I find bald pussy looks leathery and and rough from being overexposed to the elements, no safty blanket to be protected or discovered in. I hope this little girls crotch thing ends soon
My question is this: how do you tell, just by looking at a woman, if she has a hairy pussy? (Usually I look at a woman's forearms for hair growth.) I guess it's easy to tell if a woman is naturally hairy, but how can you tell, just by looking, if she's the type to trim, shave, or go totally natural? I mean, when the time comes, I don't wanna end up discovering that she's bald down there. Ick. I need a fail-safe way of telling beforehand. I suppose it's trial and error...
I think Bush is in the first stages of alzheimers because his conversation gaffes are becoming more and more apparant. "We had to attack because Saddam wouldn't let the inspectors back in..." They happen so often there's a web listing all his gaffes. My mother had similar lapses two years before she went to a rest home.
My generation is a shaving and braz-alienating one. The very unscientific research I've conducted shows that we au naturels are the definite minority. What's worse, a good number of 20somes, male and female, consider maintaining one's hairlessness to be part of a basic hygiene routine. I was glad to read that although I may be out of synch with my age demographic about yet another thing (don't get me started on the whole music issue), there are others who feel, as I, that Bush deserves a comeback. And until it gets its due, we young frontrunners of the movement will be cutting-edge countercultural rebels. How's that for turning things around and coming out cool for being soooo 30 years ago with the shag carpeting. Besides, when you're carded in Quebec (where they treat the 18+ age limit as a conservative suggestion) because you don't look your 21 years, a nicely furbished bush is your ultimate proof of age.
fuck off, hippie.
For all you 'bushies', sorry, but it's nasty. No one seems to complain when I shave my face that I'm trying to be boyish or prepubescent. Neither would anyone accuse someone who didn't like a beard on a man of being obsessed with young boys. Pubic grooming is a sexual ritual and it does increase sensitivity. I happen to like going down on a woman, and having her shaved (or at least trimmed) is cleaner. And who the hell wants to be picking pubes from between their teeth while dining downtown? YUK. Oh, and yes, I maintain as well. What's good for the gander...
The best Bush is not from the loins of Milly.
I thought I was alone. I don't want government or the local garden club in my bedroom. DOWN WITH TOPIARY PUBIC HAIR. If I'm drunk enough I'll take home that hot guy even if he has his intials shaved in his head. However, once I loosen the belt I want to see some fur. Trust me, I know what to do, I don't need the instruction shaved anywhere nearby.
I'm delighted to see so many champions of the 'bush' as I too have been dismayed by the glacial appearance of the shaved pussy-so cold, so unnatural, so barren-looking. With the hair, my most primal urges are freed. And as for picking the occasional hair from my teeth, come on, how real can it get? Herbal shampoo and creme-y rinse all over her bush is a really hot preview to some great clit and pussy-lickin'. I vote for hair there!
There is nothing wrong with a little bush. As long as it's not a supper hairy wrap around from belly button to butthole. I think a woman should at least look like one, when you get her pants off. A bit of bush is ace...
the first time i shaved a pussy was in 1975. i got alot of crap from guys saying i must like little girls. my response was that they like a woman without leg or armpit hair, so what's the difference?
i have shaved myself since 21 dec. 1969; then i found laser hair removal.
Now you say something