As you, above anyone else, know, there are all kinds of different porn on the internet for every different taste: young, old, black, white, midget, non-midget, etc. Among the most interesting is the porn from the silent-movie era. Just imagine, you could be beating off to the exact same porn that Babe Ruth did. As a baseball fan, that’s pretty damn cool. But before you finish the job, there are two things to remember about what you’re watching:
1. Everyone in it is dead. Slightly arousing? Sure. But also a little creepy.
And , more important…
2) That’s someone’s grandma doing the Victrola repair man!
Think about it: somebody is out there watching these films on the internet, squinting, and saying to themselves, "Is that my Ya Ya?" Pretty disturbing.