Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes
From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don'ts.
Sometimes a stranger will do a weird thing with her mouth where you instantly fuck her in your mind so many times that by the time you introduce yourself, you guys are basically married.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010
Commentarium (23 Comments)
Is that Chloe Sevigny in the first photo?
Yeah, that's Chloe for sure.
Yeah, it is.
I respect the guy in the overalls for wearing a Smiths shirt and his weed socks.
Me too JK.
"This guy is basically punching Getting Laid in the face."
Vice: Hipsters joking about hipsters. Dig. But man that last girl is stunning.
Dear god "slob babe" is beautiful. I want her to want me. I want her to notice when I'm not around.
They're so disgusting.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that guy in #6 sure as hell looks like he's wearing Uggs.
How are any of these jokes?
Horse hat girl is very cute, and the nipular see-through trumps the horse hat... but she's got to take it off while we do it.
Is that last girl's name Jenni?
I need a VD test just looking at #2
Meh...LATFH is much more clever.
More shit by Gavin please!!! Vice hasn't been funny since he left.
surely #5 deserves some credit for the visible nipples?
#6 is just dumb because it's a color problem with the image.
oh yeah. thats why i dont read vice. this shit is stupid.
I want to send you an award for most heplufl internet writer.
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I feel so much hpaepir now I understand all this. Thanks!
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