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Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
Sometimes a stranger will do a weird thing with her mouth where you instantly fuck her in your mind so many times that by the time you introduce yourself, you guys are basically married.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
These two are in charge of the Regrets Department at the National Institute of Threesomes.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
This is the perfect date if you still miss your grandpa like crazy.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
This guy is basically punching Getting Laid in the face.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
In Sicily, a horse head in your bed means you sleep with the fishes but in Williamsburg it means you sleep with the art school girls.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
Here’s a palette tip: try to stay away from earth-toned orange when you’re earth-toned orange.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
Overalls are as hard to pull off as they are to pull off.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010

Eight Hipster Fashion Jokes

From the creators of Vice Magazine and Dos and Don’ts.
When you first see a Slob Babe, your little brain tells you you’re the only one who notices her beauty and you should go for it. Then your big brain kicks in and points out Earth also finds her attractive so you give up and go back to 6s where you belong.
From the book Street Boners by Gavin McInnes. Excerpted by arrangement with Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hachette Book Group, Inc. Copyright © 2010