gm commented on 11/24"close me out." that's my favorite. (I love self-effacement)
kal commented on 11/24"Piss stick" is my favorite. My girlfriend squatted in an alleyway in heels, drunk of course...and then tried to apply lipstick while peeing. Herlipstick rolled out of her hands and into her urine puddle. Then my other friend was like, "Don't leave it, that's a good color!" Friend A said, "Hell no, I am not picking up that piss stick." But Friend B did; she uses it to this day, though she says she sterilized it.
PT commented on 11/24Okay, the "We're getting married" one is incredibly precious. Love the overturned martini glass.
AG commented on 11/24Great book! Funny story... I was almost written up for reading this book at work because it was distracting me from doing my work. (I work in a book store) The only thing that saved me was when I started reading passages to my manager. He was hooked, I was saved. With that said, who ever said, "Oh! So get this shit: I'm pregnant." should not be drinking... that can't be healthy :(
LF commented on 11/24My ex, as we forced him into a cab after an BBQ that went epic, demanded his best friend get him a rope and a cheeseburger.
KG commented on 11/24AG--ive said that in a bar before or something like it. i was planning on getting an abortion.
AG commented on 11/24KG- That is just sad.
CLR commented on 11/24STUPID
ls commented on 11/24Not sad. Funny. Very funny. And sounds like something I would say if I were in that situation.
JG commented on 11/24this book is brilliant!!!!! i loved the designs and loved the quotes. is there a part 2 coming out?!
cc commented on 11/24only hilarious things come after "so get this"
AB commented on 11/25AG - Getting an abortion is not necessarily sad.
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