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Alot of this was just the truth, which apparently some just can't handle.

Come on, the Canada crack is pretty funny and, let's be honest, accurate.

I cannot believe that Clayton Williams line. Holy eff.

Ronald Reagan disappointed me with his...

I really loved the one about Van Damme's cream-filled hard seed. I gotta stand up for Pete Wentz. His quote shows self aware douchiness, which is ok in my book.

I think that the Reagan quote is taken way out of context.

This actually make me like pete wentz more...

Mostly agree, but the Canada quote is awesome. Sorry.

Still hate Pete Wentz but at least he knows he's a douche, the Van Damme quote was hilarious.

this is great : )

oh the HOFF

The first one and last one are clearly out of place, since they're self-aware and busting on themselves. The rest are classic.

re the tucker carlson quote: pretty sure most people up here are used to these sorts of comments by now.

Someone needs to look up "tongue-in-cheek". Not all of these quotes are serious.

Saying "Gene Simmons, Israeli-American rockstar" instead of "Gene Simmons, Kiss" is pretty douchey, Margaret. Can a woman be a douchebag? I would like this addressed by a panel of experts.

I don't know how many of of these are out of context, but considering Schwartzenager has given his full support to marriage equality, these are all cast in doubt.

i think the schwartzeneggar quote was something he SAID, but it was a mis-statement. he was answering a bunch of questions in a row... questions are hard!

oh rush limbaugh, when will you ever learn?

Rush will never learn. NEVER!

Don't be so quick to laugh off the Reagan line; I bet most of us do ball up Latin America into one stereotype.

The cheap shots mixed in with the deservedly douchey contaminate the whole stew. Wake up, Marge!

The Jews need Heraldo Rivera like they need another settlement in the West Bank.

Warren Beatty..... ok, that was funny. And i'd prefer a nice looking 40 yr old........ But that eejit re inbreeding and championship horses had me chuckling out loud.

oh the HUB - reincarnated as R. Kelly, to take a walk on the African-American wild side. Child-exploiter!

Tucker's line about Canada is funny, not douche-- and kinda true. And Warren Beatty's is just a plain joke and a riff on his womanizing-- he doesn't believe that shyte.

Gay marriage is recognized right across Canada. While Americans like to go on about "freedom" and "equality for all," Canada quietly lives those ideals. I'm paraphrasing Dan Savage.

This whole article seems skewed.

ok since a few of you think the canada quote is funny...here i have one for americans... "america is a stupid country, its like that inbred cousin that you see at family reunion and avoid because well for one their loud and crass and for another your mother always encouraged to keep a wide a distance in fear that some of their stupidity would rub off on you"

The Canada quote was definitely douchy, but you have to admit that is how a lot of other countries (stereotypically speaking, especially the US) see us Canadians. Offensive, but not anything new. :P

definitely need the year of the quote for full douche factor and self-awareness.

I liked the gene simmons quote, it wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true

To Defend JCVD, that was really tongue in cheek. He didn't care about what the reporter was asking him.

The Limbaugh quote is phony, has never been sourced. Christ I know this is a semi-obscure web site but do your homework, a modicum of journalist standards wouldn't hurt.

lol ac...so true. some american's are so ignorant sometimes. the majority of their counter terrorism intelligence is made up of Canadians, so much for being their "retarded cousins"

The Clayton Williams one is even more spectacular when you consider that he said it DURING the campaign! As I recall, he was up almost 20 points the day he said it, and toast right after (Last time Texas has gotten anything right politically)

some of these are not douchebaggish at all.... just reasonable opinions

A) JMH speaks true when he (I'm guessing) says 'saying Gene Simmons, Israeli-American rockstar" instead of "Gene Simmons, Kiss" is pretty douchey". B) Gene Simmons was just speaking the truth.

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Yo Margaret, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West had one of the best douchebag quotes of all time. One of the BEST DOUCHEBAG QUOTES OF ALL TIME!!

So I see a whole lot of republican rips, 6 out of twenty? Yeah it's not like Pelosi or Kerry or Gore have ANY quotable humdingers like the cankle queen ""We are the President"-Hillary Clinton" Yeah that's right chicks can be douchebags!

Tucker Carlson is a douche bag and his little school boy taunts on Canada were lame. However, I'm sure his small audience probably found it hilarious, but ask them to point Canada out on a map and see what happens. This coming from country were an estimated 44% of the population believed God created Earth 10000 years ago, where death panels somehow became synonymous with universal health care,where the death penalty is somehow viewed as a deterrent, and the new film on Darwin is having a hard time finding a distributor in the US. Last time I looked the Darwin film had no problems finding distributors in the Great White North. Check out John Stewart's verbally bitch slapping Carlson as a fake on Crossfire and you'll get a better idea how shallow and vapid this 'man' really is. I'll close by quoting the late, great George Carlin, who may have been thinking of Tucker Carlson when he said "F**k Tucker, Tucker sucks".

This is freaking FANTASTIC! I want MORE! we need a "Quotable Douchebag" BOOK! I will buy it! Incredible!

Hey, Ms McGuire, it looks like kgc and PL have earned themselves a spot in your follow-up book 'Douchiest Posts Ever'.

I've been to Canada. Beautiful country. Nice people. Canadians are patriotic without the nationalistic fervor that is part of American "patriotism." They don't think they're better than every other country on the globe. Canada doesn't act like the schoolyard bully of the world. If anyone is "retarded", it's Tucker Carlson and his kind.

TW is 100% correct. Carlson and his audience couldn't find Canada on a map. They probably believe the entire country speaks French.

tmc - not everyone in Canada speaks French, just the douchebags

My favorite d-bag quote as "all Fox news anchors are douchebags" that Marg McGuire can sure be a douchebag- fun book though

The word douchebag was stolen for use by the intelligentsia, oh, about a year or two ago they started using it. Now it's in every blog, every sentence of every blog, every second e-mail. I wonder when the geeks will tire of it and pick another word to beat to death. What they're secretly using it for, of course, is as a weapon in class warfare, hurling stones at people they perceive as beneath them. You people would be very lame at a party, complete soul-sucking, back-stabbing idiots with your carefully arranged hair and wardrobe. That is all.

I am Canadian and have to admit, the French are often the douche-ee-ist

In the Ronald Regan quote, when it says "I went down to [Latin America] to find out from them..." they used the word 'to' twice. Take out the words '[Latin America]' and you will see what I mean.

Carlson is the douchiest of them all after Limbaugh.

As much as I HATE rush, that quotation was made up by a leftist author and circulated around the media... There is no evidence at all that he said anything close to that statement.

awww poor pete

There were so many good ones its hard to pick a favorite. well R.Kelly's was funny, 'Only Bin Laden knows exactly what I'm going through right now'

oh and Clayton Williams' was good or bad depending on how you look at it

Some were more funny then Douchy, could have had a another page worth of George W's.