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Hilariously named Shyaporn admonishes the Asian-American community for their response to offensive stereotypes. His reasoning? They're messing up the Asian Master Plan! And everyone knows when Asians make plans they use, like, really complex math skills and stuff. They're precise and shit! Any stumbles and all of their math collapses.

I, for one, welcome my hot thirtysomething Asian overlords! Especially when their children's books are the best thing since Dr. Seuss:

--Jessica "Girl, You Gonna Die" Haralson

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Dude, you''re an ectomorph. Not a bad thing, but it can be problematic. You''re not likely to really fill out (relatively speaking) until your mid-twenties, but in the meantime, think about this: It''s not only how much you eat, it''s what you eat. And it''s not just what and how much you eat, it''s what you do with your body. I don''t expect you to become a gym rat, but if you ate 4 to 5 substantial and healthy meals a day, cut down on coffee, quit smoking (if you do smoke, I don''t recall), and hit the gym at least three times a week, you would see a change. You''re not likely to bulk without becoming a gym rat, but you will tone, balance out, and strengthen your body. It will do wonders for your state of mind. You have a cute girl, so clearly your body''s not an issue for her; but in life there are things you do for yourself. Do some research, get active. You''ll go from feeling ''puny'' to feeling ''lean'' and there''s a world of difference between those two simple little words.
trackless commented on Feb 02 06 at 4:20 pm

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