james blunt is lousy in bed, says a woman who claims to have slept with him. ordinarily we don't report stuff like that, but anyone who does an "i am a sensitive sex partner" video like the one for "you're beautiful" is asking for it.

the best headline for patrick kennedy's car crash: nappaquiddick. (he's blaming it on ambien.)

two professors at boston college are protesting condoleezza rice's honorary degree on the grounds that "her role in the iraq war and foreign policy makes her morally unfit for the honor at the roman catholic college."

"i'm not a pedophile - i came to cambodia because i read a book about the mekong." - gary glitter, via popbitch.

fourteen year olds can no longer wed in kansas.

headline of the day: "david blaine's hairless parts take a beating."

tom cruise calls katie holmes "kate" now, because she's given birth. "katie is a young girl's name," he said. "her name is kate now she's a child-bearing woman." mature katies beg to differ.