dirty dancing is coming back to theaters may 1-2 as part of its 20th anniversary celebration. wow, things sure have changed since then. patrick swayze is 54 (!). jennifer grey is unrecognizable. and the culture is so different from those prudish mid-century summers in the catskills. or are they??

ask students at a charleston high school, where the principal has waged an all-out war against the "booty pop" and other dirty dancing signature moves. the charleston gazette reports that kids had to sign a contract which read, in part:

"any variation of dancing that approximates the following is expressly prohibited: a student (male or female) bent over at the waist with the pelvis of another individual (male or female) pressed against their buttocks while holding (or not holding onto) the bent over student's waist or hips is prohibited at all times at functions at capital high school where dancing is permitted."

So, we'll assume that pantomimed spanking is out.