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All the Real Girls
by D. Brian Nelson, Steve Diet Goedde and Siege

My friend Omri swears he can spot breast implants under a shirt, from across the room. (Interestingly enough, he's gay.) Every time I've tested his claim, he's been right. "They stretch differently," he explains. "The skin's pulled so tight. They're so busy being perky, they actually look tired." I think he's full of shit. But looking at these shots of large, unenhanced breasts, I can almost — almost — imagine that he isn't, that there's some way to instantly discern flesh from silicone, to distinguish live cells from less interesting solutions.

The words typically assigned to these curves are art-history dull — pendulant, fertile — nothing like the smart, lively descriptors I need for these smart, lively photos.