"Are you multi-orgasmic? If no: "Would you like to be?" If yes: "Let's go set a new personal best." - Mike H. of the "Swingers Club of Houston"
"If it's true when they say we are what we eat, "then baby," I can be you by morning."
"That's a great outfit. It would look better crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom...
"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me."
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Enough to break the ice..."
"What do you say we get out of her so I can give you the best blow job you'll ever have?"
"Fuck me if I'm wrong......"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"Did you fart?, cos you blow me away."
"My face is leaving in 5 minutes and i'd like you to be on it!" Michel
"Sex is like pizza, no matter how many times you have it, its always damn good, especially with a topping of me" Megan
"Do you believe in sex before the first date?"
— Pete Checchia
"Hi, I'm (____). Remember that name, you'll be screaming it later."
"What has two thumbs and loves eating pussy?" (Point to self with thumbs.) "This guy!"
"Is that shirt felt? would u like it to be?"
"Hi, I'm gonna need a name to match the face that I'm gonna jerk off to later."
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" "Can I?" -Scott
"Do you wanna play buzzard ? Just lay down and play dead and I'll swoop down and eat you."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"
"Do you want to play squirrels, I run up in your hole and bust a nut." -Cole and Misty-
"Do you want to play soldiers... I lay down and you blow me away."
"If I had a swing like that in my backyard, I would take it apart and see how many screws I got."
"Hey baby, wanna fuck?"
"Today is my birthday, care to blow my candle?"
"Wanna play gas prices? I go down on you and make you feel real good, then I come back up and fuck the shit out of you." -Angus
"Ever see the clam's mating call?" (lay forearms together, hold them in front of your face and open them slowly) "WANNA FUCK?" - Rigid Rooster
"When I get home from a long day I like to have a good hot meal waiting for me. After dinner, relax a little, maybe slip into something comfortable. Are you comfortable?"