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The Guys

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One friend fell out of love with his wife

One is inconsolable his wife left him

One is inconsolable his mistress left him

One can't make up his mind between

two great-looking women

both of whom want to marry him

One can't get to first base with

this foxy girl in her twenties

who just moved to New York

One has launched an affair

with a married woman

One has moved back in with his wife

One has given up drinking and tonight

he will give up smoking

One is commitment-phobic in the approved

manner but can't take his eyes off the skin

between her blouse and her pants and he

doesn't even know her and wants to fuck her

the cad

One would rather scroll than click


              

  

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Commentarium (6 Comments)

Apr 18 00 - 2:28am
dm

Funny and verve-acious. The Left Bank was especially good, the rush of "Don't walk away, Renee" to "all my poems are about you"--love it. Not Cummings or Miller, but good nonetheless.

Apr 18 00 - 1:04pm
JC

The new Lehmans aren't as good as the ones you already published.

Apr 18 00 - 7:39pm
MP

Whoa. this is possibly the worst poetry i have read recently. how is it that this guy can get published?
i wouldn't normally say anything, but this offended me with its badness. does anyone, please, anyone know what qualified this *stuff* for publication?

Apr 19 00 - 3:02pm
SH

"The Left Bank" is a gem we both love it sometimes David Lehman really hits it on the proverbial head.

Apr 21 00 - 5:04pm
BN

Listening to him read these adds a whole nother dimension to some already happening poems.

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