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When We Talk About A Female Politician's Looks, We All Lose

When We Talk About A Female Politician's Looks, We All Lose

Good looking or bad looking? It hurts either way.
The 8 Most Insidious Parts of Arizona's New Birth Control Pamphlet

The 8 Most Insidious Parts of Arizona's New Birth Control Pamphlet

In summary: birth = good. Abortion = the worst.
Introducing Bindr

Introducing Bindr

The app for Republican presidential candidates seeking a no-strings hookup with female voters.
Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly on 2012's Sexiest Issues

Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly on 2012's Sexiest Issues

Where the two pundits stand on the Nerviest issues of the election season.
The Lurking Specter of Feminism!

The Lurking Specter of Feminism!

Rush Limbaugh reports that feminism is responsible for our shrinking penises. But that's not all this deadly menace has visited upon us...
Eight Great Moments in Man-Hugging

Eight Great Moments in Man-Hugging

Bring it in. There you go. Doesn't that feel better?
Are Our Presidents Humping?

Are Our Presidents Humping?

[Insert joke about "Oval Office" here — Ed.]
The Ten Sexiest Political Dissidents in Human History

The Ten Sexiest Political Dissidents in Human History

Move over, Pussy Riot.
The Republican Guide to Female Anatomy

The Republican Guide to Female Anatomy

We never knew tubes could be spastic.
Introducing Feminist Barack Obama

Introducing Feminist Barack Obama

"Hey girl. The best judge of whether or not a country is going to develop is how it treats its women."
Julian Assange loses extradition battle, but he still looks like Bill Maher, so there's that

Julian Assange loses extradition battle, but he still looks like Bill Maher, so there's that

Wikileaks founder, notable Australian, and super-hacker Julian Assange has lost his appeal against extradition to Sweden, and will now have…
Against Me! plays their first performance with frontwoman Laura Jane Grace

Against Me! plays their first performance with frontwoman Laura Jane Grace

Laura Jane Grace, née Tom Gabel, front person for punk rock band Against Me!, played her first show after coming out as transgendered this…
Greek sex industry suffers under debt crisis

Greek sex industry suffers under debt crisis

Of all the horrible things that we've heard in the news about the fallout from the Greek debt crisis  — the political turmoil, the…
First transgender contestant to compete in Miss Universe Canada tonight

First transgender contestant to compete in Miss Universe Canada tonight

Last we heard of Vancouver's Jenna Talackova, she had been booted from the Miss Universe Canada pageant for having been born with a penis…
Jay-Z comes out in support of gay marriage, also supports having fewer problems

Jay-Z comes out in support of gay marriage, also supports having fewer problems

Jay-Z has come out as a person who favors human rights over dogmatic hate! The rap-treneur recently told CNN that, "What…
Johnny Depp says his Willy Wonka performance channeled a stoned George Bush

Johnny Depp says his Willy Wonka performance channeled a stoned George Bush

Ellen DeGeneres is known for asking the hard-hitting questions that get to the root of a celebrity's psyche. In a recent episode, Ellen was…
Watch Kate Beckinsale tell Funny or Die she wants Republicans to "get in my vagina"

Watch Kate Beckinsale tell Funny or Die she wants Republicans to "get in my vagina"

In case you've been quietly, creepily waiting for a viral video in which Kate Beckinsale discusses her needs and wants for her vagina, your…
Watch Ted Nugent's profanity-laced rant on "CBS This Morning"

Watch Ted Nugent's profanity-laced rant on "CBS This Morning"

During an interview at his Texas ranch that aired Friday on CBS This Morning, Motor City Madman Ted Nugent once again justifed his moniker, going…
Hillary Clinton pens note to Jason Segel, proves again that she's cooler than you

Hillary Clinton pens note to Jason Segel, proves again that she's cooler than you

Hillary Clinton is out-awesome'ing herself left and right these days. (Reaganing, perhaps, although maybe that's not the right reference…
'80s electronica duo might sue Rove Super PAC for using <em>Ferris Bueller</em> song in Obama attack ad

'80s electronica duo might sue Rove Super PAC for using Ferris Bueller song in Obama attack ad

Remember the '80s Swiss electronic duo Yello? Nope? Doesn't ring a bell? Okay, let's try this again: remember that awesome…