June 22 2009, 04:56 p.m.
"Fuck every decision I ever made that led me to become a twenty-six-year-old virgin."

June 24 2009, 04:58 p.m.
"You moan louder than I do during sex, and it kinda turns me on."

June 24 2009, 02:21 a.m.
"I dated someone in the military and he was deployed shortly after we broke up. I still check his Facebook profile regularly for recent updates, just to make sure he's still alive."

June 24 2009, 01:30 a.m.
"I know you're married and I don't care, I'm totally fucking you for your accent."

June 24 2009, 01:26 a.m.
"I dated you because you had a car, and i needed a ride home."

June 24 2009, 11:47 p.m.
"Most people never say my name right on the first try, or the second or third try... I've gotten so tired of repeating my name over and over that I don't even correct people anymore. When he started correcting people for me, I knew he was a keeper."

June 24 2009, 07:07 p.m.
"I need an etiquette course for sleeping with more than one person at a time (sequentially, not simultaneously)."

June 24 2009, 06:11 p.m.
"I am officially less successful with South American women than the governor of South Carolina."

Click here to read all Dating Confessions.

Share this article:

 

0 Comments

 

Leave a Comment

Initials

We are ardently committed to free expression, but we do expect Nerve visitors and contributors to interact respectfully and responsibly. Blatant expressions of bigotry, sexism or hatred may be constitutionally protected on the street corner, but they're not cool here.