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Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
This week, you'll be diving into money matters like Scrooge McDuck dives into his big vault of gold coins. All this enthusiasm will put your house in order. Whether you're settling past debts or putting a down payment on a new home, you'll have the Midas touch. Unlike McDuck, however, you might want to put on pants before you leave the house.
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Friday's full moon is all about bringing people together. It may be that sexy brunette eyeing you from the bar, it may be a great working relationship where you find the perfect partner for the perfect project. Or you might mix the two up, and discover the Jim to your Pam. Just don't make the foreplay last longer than one season — that only works on television.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You may never let 'em see you sweat, but you'll be working hard this week, Sag. The full moon on Friday should bring a big work project to a successful culmination, and you'll have the celestial backup to impress the hell out of higher-ups. Just make sure you don't spend all your time at the office; find some fun ways to sweat at home, too.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
They say you always find true love when you least expect it. But it doesn't hurt to be prepared: go ahead and dress up in your Halloween costume early, hit the town and expect good things. This weekend's full moon is shining some powerful rays down on your House o' Love. Even if you don't find your Prince Charming, or your artist known as Prince, you'll still get lucky.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Friday's full moon will have you feeling like Dorothy all week. As she said, "There's no place like home." Whether you're working on renovating, decorating, or hosting a fabulous dinner party, you'll find ease, comfort and joy in working on and in your abode. Go ahead and nest, Aquarius. Sparkly red shoes optional.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
What a week you have in store, Pisces. Romance and creativity will both burn bright as a Jack-o-lantern. The stars say this is the perfect time to showcase your creative talents, and romance will be especially hot over the weekend. Impress your date: what fun things can you carve out of a pumpkin?
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Back in the day, M.C. Hammer paid for a heated driveway at his mansion in California. Take a lesson from Hammer's subsequent financial woes: Friday's full moon will cast a lovely light on your financial situation, but once you've made the moolah, tell hangers-on and heated driveway salesmen, "You can't touch this."
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Normally I strongly encourage the airing of grievances, the getting to the bottom of things, the relationship talks — but this week might be a good time to bite your tongue. Though you'll need to address relationship issues eventually, you might want to wait till the full moon passes. In the meantime, you can get to the bottom of other things.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
It's been a long month already, Gem. If you're feeling the need to curl up and nest in the face of colder weather, do so this week. You need to safeguard your health and energy for the upcoming excitement that will be Halloween and the holiday months. Of course, you can always challenge yourself (and your partner) to find new ways to entertain yourselves.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
Are you addicted to/repulsed by the latest reality dating shows? Or do secretly envy folks like Tiffany "New York" Pollard, who's now starring in her second season of a dating show centered entirely around her new boobs? Don't be a hater this week: you'll feel like life is your very own Vh1 show, with friends and lovers showering you with affection. Minus, hopefully, any awkward elimination ceremonies.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
All the world's a stage, Leo, and you're a natural in the spotlight. This week, the lights are aimed on your career. Friday's full moon (and the days surrounding it) will bring wonderful news for you at work. New job? Promotion? A sweet-ass cappuccino maker in the break room? Arrive early and savor whatever comes your way.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
Some people meditate, pray, or make grueling pilgrimages to expand their minds. My old college roommate likes to take a jug of water, wander into the backwoods and eat mushrooms for a weekend. Whatever your pleasure, this Friday's full moon will make you feel especially spiritual, loving and expansive. You'll find some amazing new highs, mushrooms or no.
