Jack's Naughty Bits

We are the animals with language and the animals that fall in love and it is our glory and our curse to spend our lives trying to use the one to express the other. Milton called words "dead things with inbreathed sense able to pierce" and though we would have them pierce, too often they thud or hobble. It often surprises me that the study of literature has any objective other than to find the most piercing, beautiful, elegant expressions of the fundamental joys and problems of human existence. We are all of us always lacking the right words, and literature is one of the few places where we sometimes find them. Great books are great because they scribble down what most of us wish we could say but probably will never be able to. Literature should be studied not for its history, but for its impact it has on the living present, and it can only do that if the books we teach still have currency in the quotidian realities of students. No book is great in a vacuum, but only for whatever beauty, poignancy and vitality it contains that can be made to make sense to the contemporary reader. We should read Beowulf, for example, not because it is among the earliest works in English, but to find lines like: "Now, for a time, you find glory in your strength, yet soon sickness or sword shall diminish it, or fire's fangs, or flood's surge, or sword's swing or spear's flight, or appalling age; brightness of eyes will fail and grow dark; then death shall overcome you, warrior." Now that's pathos!


    

That's why, to take another obvious example, when one teaches the hermetic, staggering, singular genius of James Joyce, it is not enough to say, "He was the most important, original writer in English in the twentieth century," and then begin assigning chapters from Ulysses. Nor perhaps does it make sense even to introduce Joyce with Dubliners or Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, which, however accessible, are far inferior texts and not what makes Joyce Joyce. In my opinion, students deserve to begin with his letters, especially the racy ones (assuming, perhaps optimistically, a rather progressive classroom). For in a series of notes written to his wife Nora while in his late twenties, Joyce demonstrates what the greatest modern writer in the English language can do in a literary genre most of us have had a go at: the lust letter. And what he does is get nasty — nasty, shocking, and scurrilous, yes, but also real, human, accessible, likeable and, always, brilliant. The Joyce that one finds in the letters is a writer you want to keep reading, a complex figure who you admire and empathize with. This disposition goes a long way toward making you want to read Ulysses — and helping you understand it.


    

In the letter below Joyce confesses the impact Nora's sexy letters have had on him. Stereotypes would have us believe that men don't get aroused by "mere" words, but anyone who's ever received a pink, perfumed, prurient bit of poetry knows that's not the case (and, truth be told, it sounds like Nora was sending some real humdingers). Joyce's response is the only one appropriate — more! — and the words he finds to express both the simple sentiment and the complex libido that underlies it are sure proof of the power of the pen. In the days before phone sex and Internet chat rooms, this is the way it was done. Or the way it was done right.



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James Joyce to Nora Barnacle Joyce, December 9, 1909




You say [your letter] is worse than mine. How is it worse, my love? . . . You say what you will do with your tongue (I don't mean sucking me off) and in that lovely word you write so big and underline, you little blackguard. It is thrilling to hear that word (and one or two others you have not written) on a girl's lips. But I wish you spoke of yourself and not of me. Write me a long long letter, full of that and other things, about yourself, darling. You know now how to give me a cockstand. Tell me the smallest things about yourself so long as they are obscene and secret and filthy. Let every sentence be full of dirty, immodest words and sounds. They are all lovely to hear and to see on paper even but the dirtiest are the most beautiful . . .

    
I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to fuck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked fucker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter.

    
Goodnight, my little cuntie. I am going to lie down and pull at myself till I come. Write more and dirtier, darling. Tickle your little cockey while you write to make you say worse and worse. Write the dirty words big and underline them and kiss them and hold them for a moment to your sweet hot cunt, darling, and also pull up your dress a moment and hold them in under your farting bum. Do more if you wish and send the letter then to me, my darling brown-assed fuckbird.






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ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Jack Murnighan's stories appeared in the Best American Erotica editions of 1999, 2000 and 2001. His weekly column for Nerve, Jack's Naughty Bits, was collected and released as two books. He was the editor-in-chief of Nerve from 1999 to 2001, before retiring to write full time and take seriously the quest for love.



Introduction ©2000 Jack Murnighan and Nerve.com, Inc.



Commentarium (10 Comments)

Mar 19 01 - 1:55pm
AHB

Joyce's letter has an intimacy to it which seems intensified by the distance between him and Nora. Not so close as to be embarrassed, but so not far away as to be unheard.

A lovely read & nice commentary Jack. Thanks.

Mar 20 01 - 1:03am
eva

What an anticlimax.. the letter completely left me down...

Mar 19 01 - 2:40pm
DT

Is this really James Joyce? You must be pulling my leg--I'm not familiar with your column, so I don't know if this is meant to be a joke, but this is unbelievable.

Mar 20 01 - 3:18pm
JM

Well, I thought of assigning this letter to the class--but I can't bear simpering. ONe of my collegues anonymous notes sending him to perdition and commanding him not to teach "Angels in America"! There is something desperately wrong with students who will swallow the obscenities of poverty and homelessness but rise up in hypocritical umbrage at the word "fuck".

Mar 21 01 - 2:04pm
roo

betcha they didn't teach you THIS in ap english -- did they, mooch?

Mar 25 01 - 1:52am
~V

I have to say that although JJ's letter left me a bit cold, I appreciated it because of the time period in which it was written. Now, Jack, do you really think that this is the way "chat" or erotic banter between tow partners should be written? Because, although I appreciate JJ for who he is, I think we have some more eloquent writer's right here in this Nervian haze.

Mar 25 01 - 3:12pm
AG

Fabulous, utterly mesmerising, fine words worthy of Nerve's hallowed pages. Great article, perhaps Jack's finest, thank you Jack (and James ;)

May 12 01 - 3:43pm
-jkr

why is it surprising that Joyce would write such a letter? this seems totally in keeping with his published writing, given the gap one would generally expect between the public and the private. I think what might be going on here is the assumption that a respected writer couldn't also be base and sluttish in his spare time. Personally, I would expect nothing less from Joyce.

Oct 22 01 - 12:43pm
JPS

I take issue with the statement that Dubliners and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man "are far inferior texts and not what makes Joyce Joyce." Joyce is known for his ability to transform his style and indeed to conquor all style by mimicing almost every possible style in Ulysses, but does the "more accessible" style of his early works make them less important? I think not. All the works are portraits of the artist James Joyce. Joyce himself said that each writer only has one story which he wrotes again and again. On another note, where are the love letters of James and Nora published? I can't find them.

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