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A Life's Work: Genital Archivist by Grant Stoddard
  

By this time next year, Erin Lonergan will have seen 500 sets of genitalia. Since February, the twenty-nine-year-old founder of the Archivist Genitalia Project has been setting up a custom-made booth at parties in New York City and convincing strangers to let her take Polaroids of their naughty bits. Lonergan plans to sew the pictures into a quilt, which will be displayed alongside stylized drawings that correspond to each photograph. Lonergan came to Nerve to talk about her work — and to spend some time in the bathroom photographing staff members who wanted to, ahem, give to the arts.
Grant Stoddard



So when did you start taking an interest in strangers' wedding tackle?

The project originated in college. I started chatting online, and I would get these e-mails from men responding to my chat profile. There was this guy, Bob, who sent me a picture saying, "Hi, I'm Bob, this is my cock. What do you think?" I thought it was fascinating. So I put a note on my profile, saying "send me pictures of your cock." I got 700.



Why did you start the project?


I'm going to be thirty this year, which is a huge thing. Being twenty-nine and single, having all of your friends being married or divorced, and you've been going through lover after lover. I came up with the quilt idea because I'm alone. I'm trying to wrap myself in all this sexual experience to keep myself warm and to fill that void. I'm working through my issues.



Did you set out to make some grand artistic statement?


I actually just thought, "Wow. I've had a lot of lovers." I have a tendency to get very intimate with people quickly, and I don't want to look at that as bad. I'm trying to make something beautiful out of it.



Is there a certain type of person who comes into your booth?


No, I've been surprised every time. I get people who I thought were very shy, who I've met previously and were like, "I'll never do this." I want them to be comfortable. I put myself out there and did it too, so I know what it feels like. I had never exposed myself to anybody before, and I wanted to know what everyone was going through.



Who took the picture?


My friend Bunny did. He actually came in and was like, "Okay, it's your turn." It frees you: it gives you a little bit more confidence about yourself.



How do men's and women's attitudes differ toward the project?


Men are the first ones in line. Women are more skeptical. Men  . . . they don't care. Balls out — they're going to do it.



Literally! Suppose a man were doing what you're doing, how would that affect the participants?


People would think it was more perverted. You think of porn.



Have you had people jerk off in the booth, and if so, do you tell them to stop?


I can't tell them not to, if that's how they want to present it. It's all very nonsexual for me, which I didn't expect. I thought I'd be in this frenzy, but it's the complete opposite. Once I was offered money to touch a guy's dick. I just laughed. Then you have the guys who say, "She blew me while I was in." Then the next guy comes in, and I have to tell him, "No, I don't do that." That's happened twice, and I was offered money once. Out of 290 people, that's not bad.



You give people the option to have the curtain open or closed. What percentage close the curtain?


Probably about 70 percent.



Do bigger exhibitionists have larger penises?


A lot of the exhibitionists that I have met are actually not really big or even small.



Were you surprised by the genitalia in the Nerve office?


Um, in some ways. Everybody was very kind and curious.



Are you at a point where you can guess what a guy's penis size is from his physical attributes?


No. So not true. Some of the most petite men have the largest ones I've ever seen. The biggest guys, the ones you would expect to have the biggest ones, are smaller. That whole stereotype — like how big your hand is or how big your foot is — is so not true.



Do you ever remark on a guy's size to his face?


No, never. I try to tell every single man, "You should be proud of what you have."



Oh, I thought I was special!


[laughs] I don't specifically say that to every single guy. It has to do with the chemistry that I have with the person.



Do you ever worry that you're going to be sick of seeing genitals?


Some nights I get tired — once it hits 4 a.m., and I've been doing it for about eight hours. I'm like, "Oh God, I have so many more to do."



Any new trends in pubic grooming?


I've seen some pretty fancy ones. There was one girl that shaved her pubes into a V.



What do your folks think?


It's funny; while I'm doing this, I'm looking back at my family's humor about sexuality. I have a grandmother who collects perverted monks: you press the head, and their penises come out. My family was very  . . . open. Like, my parents would be sitting at the dinner table, and my grandfather would strip naked and run through the room.



As a participant, it took me back to a time as a kid in the schoolyard at six or seven: "Show me yours, and I'll show you mine." Unfortunately, the other kids did that. I was the kid who smelled faintly of urine.


At first it was like that. I would think, "He's showing me his peepee!," and I'd get a little giddy. I couldn't believe it was happening. But by the end of the first night, I was more interested in the people, and the interaction. It's no longer about the genitalia.

 






©2002
Grant Stoddard and Nerve.com

Commentarium (10 Comments)

Jun 27 02 - 12:04am
dcx

I love it. Especially that she does both male and female (and anything in between) genitalia.

Jun 26 02 - 3:14pm
obp

sort of like a flat Plaster Casters, right?...great idea anyway...

Jun 26 02 - 5:25pm
MH

The second genital portrait (also the main one) of nerve employees pic is incredibly sexy. I love the style of the artist, and who ever's genitalia that is - kudos.

Jun 26 02 - 6:02pm
- PP

Does she do castrated men?

Jun 26 02 - 8:19pm
dmc

Mom Campese weighs in on the project:
"You don't know any of these people do you? Like, really well? You didn't do this, did you?"

Erin, you are fabulous! I can't wait to see the quilt!

Jun 27 02 - 9:56am
mjs

I'm so happy that you are getting recognition for your work, you deserve it. Best of luck in the future and I can't wait to see the quilt. They should do a follow-up and show the quilt when complete!

Jun 29 02 - 9:57am
pbr

Marvelous idea!

Humans have for too long held the view that their body parts are so sacred as to impose guilt about possible exposure. The ability to recognize that each of us has similar parts - according to gender - is a primary understanding of sexuality to remove the mystery of excitement that impairs or prevents emotional commitment between genders. Acceptance of genitals as simply another, albeit an exciting one, is important to viewing individuals as persons rather than simply sexual objects. Perhaps a "museum" or part of a museum would be appropriate to highlight the usual hidden view of humanity (& the one people are most curious about)that need not exist as pornography and allow people to satisfy curiosity so they can accept our human qualities without having to resort to pornogaphic images. This is particularly useful for women who have long been shielded from seeing male parts and forced males into a love-hate model where they both like their genitals but made to feel ashamed of them by society leading to social and emotional condemnation. Surely, this would help put in perspective genitals for both males and females so that humans may concentrate upon the small part they play in overall sexuality and human attachment. It goes a long way to elevating the total human over the definition of gender and the size of genital parts.

Jul 01 02 - 8:22pm
WML

Interesting work. Too bad more people aren't open about their genatalia,yet I am surprsed that so many would come forth to show thei best parts.

I am a 72 yr old male who was always very shy about being naked or partly naked in front of eithe sex, but since about age 50, I have been more open and comfortable with my endowment.

If one wants to see alot of good looking or ugly penises, the "wankers" site is good, or "thepenis.com". I wish I knew of a vagina site, as women's parts are as interesting as men's. Rarely, however, do you see hairless pubises on men's sites. I expect to de-hair mine within the next few days. I'm curious to see how I will look that way.

I find uncut men's parts to be more interesting than those who were unfortunately circumcized. Labia don't seem to be as varied as cocks and balls. Has anyone ever seen a circumcized female? I understand that a DR in CA was indicted for cutting women's clits without their permission. That's a terrible thing to do, but I would be interested to see the result of such maliciousness.

The biggest clitoris I've ever seen was on a site called "LindaMight.com". Check this out ! This is billybopper sgning off. Take care all. If you've got it, flaunt it ! masonl69@aol.com

Jul 21 02 - 2:46pm
nw

i think this is a very worthwhile project. i am intrigued by the many shapes and looks of male and female genitalia. and i am especially interested in the many different ways that people groom their most private places.

there is something very erotic about that.

i love the one of the guy with a hard on pointed straight to the sky. and he shaves, which i love.

i am a man who has suddenly discovered an overpowering interest in other men, and a desire to be with a man who had a rod like that.

but i still love and want women.

Jul 27 02 - 3:47am
DP

The only critical thing I can say is where is the contact-info for the artist? Her site here http://id.sito.org/ern/
points you back to nerve.com if you want to reach her.
But Nerve has no contact info for her.

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