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My virginity was auctioned off. It was the summer after my senior year of high school, and I was working at a Democratic political canvassing organization, surrounded by older college girls. One day word got out that I was still a big V, and they all agreed that they'd better do something about it. I'm not sure if they drew straws or put me up for sale at Sotheby's, but when I got to work Monday morning, I was gigglingly informed that my days among the lovelorn were about to end.

That Friday night, I bicycled across town from my mom's house to the apartment of my "date" (whose initials were actually NRA — glad I didn't have to meet her father!). There was no pretense; I don't even think I brought anything for us to drink (it would have been hard for me to get, as I was still underaged and super baby-faced). She invited me in and we started kissing; soon enough we were on her bed, and there we stayed — and stayed and stayed and stayed.

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Like the experienced and conscientious tutor she was, she wanted to be thorough, and like the diligent student I was, I kept wanting to go back for more.

At some point late in the night we finally went to sleep, and when I woke up a few hours later, I discovered that the human anatomy has a lot of muscles I had never used before — I was in agony! I honestly could barely walk, and the ten-mile bike ride home was excruciating (though somehow I think I was still smiling the whole way).

Monday morning, I entered the office to a loud ovation, not so much (as Ms. NRA told me later) for any skill I'd demonstrated, just for my boyish enthusiasm. Alas, our romance was not to last; a week after that, she passed me on to one of her friends, a specialist apparently in the very young and shy, who gave me a moonlight blowjob on the high school football field. Moral of the story: be a Democrat!

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good lord, my takeaway from this is that I should have told the truth! I lost my virginity my freshman year in college having lied to my serious girlfriend about it because I was embarrassed to be a virgin. My first time was fumbling and lovely and shortlived, and undoubtedly disappointing for her. And the tragedy was that she didn't understand why I was such a tentative, overenthusiastic, giggly mess.

pdf commented on 06/02

maybe its jealousy, but this is honestly the most boring loss of virginity story ever. I mean, the guy didn't actually do anything and there was no hilarious misery (90% of loss of virginity stories have hilarious misery, my own included). Congratulations, you lost your virginity in a timely fashion with the same level of ceremony as when I got my first driver's license.

arg commented on 06/02

@arg - I agree. BORING.

jct commented on 06/02

this story is as believable as the Penthouse Forum letters. I'm surprised he didn't start it with Dear Penthouse

twh commented on 06/03

those democrats are crazy!

swt commented on 06/03

I'm doing a radio show on Virginity on Sexploration with Monika this week. It's been so fun to listen to everyone's stories. Everyone's virginity story is indeed fraught with intimate awkwardness and a variety of joys, sorrows... such a special human experience... but I really think there's room for improvement in this rite of passage.

MT commented on 06/04

My first time had no idea I was a virgin. I came quick but still somehow managed to keep it up...

ajk commented on 06/17

are loss of virginity stories interesting? to whom? and why? based on this, fiction or not, i don't get the interest. my story is sweet and kinda sexy, but i assume only for me and maybe a close friend. enough already. more uncreative, sex heh heh ha ha, nerve website filler. i pray no one gets paid for writing this crap

BIG commented on 06/18

YOU LIE! (lol) But seriously. I call bullshit. If only this were for real. I can't think of a single (as in one) female Democrat who would have engaged in such callous boy swapping. The only thing that might explain this is that you are unfathomably good-looking and amiable, in which case you wouldn't have been dropped by the first girl.

AK commented on 10/21

I can certainly think of some of my Democrat female friends who *might* have done this individually, but a group in an office doing it strains believability. I was feeling bad about my own history till you other folks called bullshit. Thanks, bullshit callers!

JH commented on 11/02
 

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