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There is something about these that I love. They just seem...authentic. Even the bad jokes and writing make them seem more authentic. Also, are Japanese women easy? I think every one's first time is a story to be told, however "boring" one thinks it is. Everyone remembers their first time because of the random and awkward chain of events that lead up to it, and the refreshing and enlightening feeling after it happens (hopefully!) Mr. Sketchy keeps contradicting himself. He's shocked when a "sketchy," whatever that is, girl asks for his number, and then he "obviously" gives it to her. Why is that so obvious? Oh, that's right, he's an uptight 23-year-old virgin. He's taken aback when she suggests spending the night, and then decides it would be a good idea because his roommate said so. Maybe he should be sticking it in his roommate. Then he finally awakes the next morning, happy and wise, but he still despises the sketchy girl who made him feel so sketched out, whatever that is. |
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