You took a cab to my place. You were 20 minutes late but you brought me flowers.
Did I use a pickup line?
No, but you asked if I could drive, then you paid for my gas and bought me a cactus cooler. I haven't had a cactus cooler in years. Much better than a pickup line.
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literally nathan appel you are a fucking retard.
Now you say something