When it comes to
sex-related Halloween getups, there's a fine line between genius and
stupid. Take the following quiz to see which side of that line you fall
on. Are the following costumes "okay" or "not okay"? Click to the next
page to find out.
1. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: The serial killer from Silence
of the Lambs in the "tuck" scene (i.e. "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so
hard").
2. An STD involving parasites and/or pus.
3. Viagra Man: A superhero in a blue leotard with a "V"
emblazoned on his chest and a big woody in his Speedo.
4. The cast of Sex and the City: A group
of female friends dressed in Prada and Manolo Blahniks.
5. French maid outfit.
6. Pubic hair on soap: A solid, pastel-colored outfit
sprayed with some kind of fresh-scent perfume, with a piece of black yarn
glued to the front in a squiggly pattern.
7. Camilla Parker-Bowles' tampon: Big ears, British accent,
all-white outfit, red tie.
8. Pedophile: Dirty old man with a children's book and
a boner.
9. The E.R. patient: A carrot sticking out of the seat
of your pants (i.e. "I was just doing a little cooking and I slipped,
doctor, I swear...").
10. The man who mistook his hat for a wife: Man (clothing
optional) with a hat hanging over his package.
