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Houston neighbors pull back the curtains and expose each other’s lives.
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Your daily cup of WTF?
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Putting your baggage to good use.
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Almost everything you want.
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An intimate and provocative look at Siege's life, work and loves.
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A fashionable L.A. photo editor exploring all manner of hyper-sexual girls down south.
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The creator of Supercult.com poses his pretty posse.
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Nerve's TV blog.
61 Frames Per Second
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Where were they ever?
Dating Confessions by You
"I'm wearing sexy underwear while talking to you online so that I feel confident enough to tell you that I'm into you."
Scanner by Emily Farris
Today on Nerve's culture blog: We bring you more Dita Von Teese from the German Playboy.
Screengrab by Various
Today in Nerve's film blog: Holiday special - 35 people, places and movies we're thankful for.
The Remote Island by Bryan Christian
Michael Phelps indulges Anderson Cooper in some watersports and Dexter makes a 'bitch move.' Plus: the secret of Tina Fey's scar, revealed!
Nature Nurtured by Alexander Bergström
The body makes the scene, the scene makes the body. /photography/
 REGULARS




Best Mutual Masturbation: Y Tu Mamá También

Director Most Likely to Overcompensate for Nerdy Disposition with Cunnilingus Acumen: Tie between Michael Moore (Bowling for Columbine) and Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings)

Most Egregious Lack of Male Nudity in a Sexy Film: Olivier Martinez in Unfaithful

Least Deserving of the Label "Sex Symbol" (male):
Eminem

Least Deserving of the Label "Sex Symbol" (female):
Brittany Murphy

Best Case for BDSM as Part of a Healthy Relationship:
Secretary

Worst Case for BDSM:
The Piano Teacher

Kids Movie Most Likely to Be Mistaken for Softcore Porn: Agent Cody Bangs

Worst Example of False Advertising in a Movie Title: XXX

Worst Example of False Advertising in a Movie Trailer: Kirsten Dunst's cleavage in the promos for Spider-Man

Most Insidious Sexism Disguised in a Lighthearted Romantic Comedy:
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Best Make-Up: Chicago, for creating the illusion that Renée Zellwegger's eyes were actually open for once

Best Gigantic Vagina: Talk to Her

Best Sexual Tension: Steve Martin and Queen Latifah in Bringing Down the House

Hottest Topless Animated Character: Little Creek in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Grant Stoddard as Prison Bitch No. 3 in Hard Evidence 2

Most Realistic Depiction of Female Body Hair: (three-way tie) Frida Kahlo's eyebrows in Frida, the chin whiskers in My Big Fat Greek Wedding and the bush of the gigantic vagina in Talk to Her

Most Nauseating Hollywood Couple: Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy

Most Nauseating Hollywood Couple Who Are Just Faking It to Promote Their Crap Movies: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck

Most Interesting Rumored Hollywood Couple: Eminem and Kim Basinger

Least Interesting Rumored Hollywood Couple:
Colin Ferrell and Britney Spears

Best Hollywood Decision Made on Crack:
The announcement that Alfonso Cuaron, director of the sexy Y Tu Mamá También, will make the next Harry Potter movie

Best Porno Title Inspired by the 75th Academy Award Nominations: (four-way tie) Gang Bangs of New York, Dirt Road to Perdition, 8 Inch and My Big Fat Greek Kabob  


©2003 Lorelei Sharkey and Nerve.com





ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Lorelei Sharkey Lorelei has written for Glamour, Men's Journal, The Guardian (U.K.), Details and the Boston Phoenix. She and her evil twin Emma Taylor write Nerve's weekly horoscopes and sex advice columns. They've also written Nerve's two original books, "The Big Bang" (out now) and "Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette" (forthcoming Winter '04). Some of Lorelei's specific qualifications for her residency at Nerve (since 1998) include early-'80s short stories inspired by the "good parts" of secretly-bought romance novels and an eleventh-grade English term paper on Lady Chatterly's Lover.

For more Lorelei Sharkey, read:
Puppy Lust
Have You Seen This Girl?
The Bedroom Interview with G. Love
Scrambled Eggs
The Bedroom Interview with Duncan Sheik
Bare Naked Editors
Smut for Chicks
Not the Pin-Up We Played Her For: An Interview with Bettie Page
The Em & Lo Down: Advice from Near-Experts
Nerve Horoscopes: Your Week in Sex
The Big Bang






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