A common criticism leveled at the U.S. is that we're not the most worldly society: less than ten percent of the population owns a passport and thirty-five percent are unable to name the country south of Texas.* So how can we become more involved in the utopian ideal that is the global village? By learning to describe sexual acts in foreign tongues, of course! In the first installment of this culturally enlightening series, we visit those masters of insults and double-entendre, the French. — Grant Stoddard

* It's Mexico