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Rose & Olive
Houston neighbors pull back the curtains and expose each other’s lives.
Scanner
Your daily cup of WTF?
Date Machine
Putting your baggage to good use.
The Modern Materialist
Almost everything you want.
Autumn Sonnichsen
A fashionable L.A. photo editor exploring all manner of hyper-sexual girls down south.
ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog
Chase
The creator of Supercult.com poses his pretty posse.
The Remote Island
Nerve's TV blog.
61 Frames Per Second
Smarter gaming.
ScreenGrab
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Slice
Each month a new artist; each image a new angle. This month: M. Sharkey.
Paper Airplane Crush
A San Francisco photographer on the eternal search for the girls of summer.
Brandonland
A California boy in L.A. capturing beach parties, sunsets and plenty of skin.

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Dating Advice From . . . Prop 8 Protesters by Meghan Pleticha
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Ginger Red by Aaron Cansler
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Screengrab by Various
Today in Nerve's film blog: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2.
The Modern Materialist by Various
Almost everything you want. Today: A plethora of ways to feel so good.
61 Frames Per Second by John Constantine
Today in Nerve's videogame blog: Street Fighter. The movie. A new one. With that chick from that Superman show. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!
The Remote Island by Bryan Christian
Mad Men's January Jones struts her stuff in Vanity Fair. Plus: Damages returns, the latest Gossip Girl guest star and Donna Martin capitulates.
Date Machine by Various
Today in Nerve's dating blog: Are all women GAY?
The Truth is Out There by Iris Smyles
First-date love, lies and X-files. /personal essays/
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T he Dutch are an infamously pragmatic and resourceful lot. But their contributions to human discourse go far beyond legalized vice, envelope-pushing pornography and a commonsense way of dealing with the dinner tab. Besides having a better grasp of the English language than President Bush, the average Netherlander can out-curse an Osbourne with a well-crafted arsenal of euphemisms. — Grant Stoddard

English Dutch What it means
     
to pee aardappels afgieten to shake the potatoes dry
     
receiving partner in anal
sex
asbak ashtray
     
aroused woman botergeil butter-lewd
     
goodbye de ballen the balls
     
bastard klerebeer cholera bear
     
bourgeoise klootjesvolk people without testicles
     
lap dog kuttelikkertje small pussy-licker
     
a pious person zo fijn als gemalen poppenstront as fine as ground doll's shit
     
I don't give a shit Dat kan me geen zak schelen that doesn't mean balls
     
To screw or shag stoeiem met de geit tussle with a goat
     
Cock sucking pijpen piping
     
Having sex vam bil gaam going off the butt
     
Having sex wippen see-sawing
     
Cunnilingus beffen to use one's tongue creatively
     
bitch klerehoer cholera-suffering whore


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