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T
he Dutch are an infamously pragmatic and resourceful lot. But their contributions to human discourse go far beyond legalized vice, envelope-pushing pornography and a commonsense way of dealing with the dinner tab. Besides having a better grasp of the English language than President Bush, the average Netherlander can out-curse an Osbourne with a well-crafted arsenal of euphemisms. — Grant Stoddard
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| to pee |
aardappels afgieten |
to shake the potatoes dry |
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receiving partner in anal
sex |
asbak |
ashtray |
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| aroused woman |
botergeil |
butter-lewd |
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| goodbye |
de ballen |
the balls |
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| bastard |
klerebeer |
cholera bear |
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| bourgeoise |
klootjesvolk |
people without testicles |
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| lap dog |
kuttelikkertje |
small pussy-licker |
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| a pious person |
zo fijn als gemalen poppenstront |
as fine as ground doll's shit |
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| I don't give a shit |
Dat kan me geen zak schelen |
that doesn't mean balls |
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| To screw or shag |
stoeiem met de geit |
tussle with a goat |
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| Cock sucking |
pijpen |
piping |
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| Having sex |
vam bil gaam |
going off the butt |
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| Having sex |
wippen |
see-sawing |
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| Cunnilingus |
beffen |
to use one's tongue creatively |
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| bitch |
klerehoer |
cholera-suffering whore |
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| Next time: Russian |
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Last time: French |
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