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Last month, Russia's parliament overwhelmingly approved a bill outlawing the public use of "offensive", "obscene" or "vulgar" words. As we know from the film A Fish Called Wanda, just about anything in Russian sounds dirty, but noted below are some choice phrases that'll get a Muscovite's undivided attention. — Grant Stoddard

English

Russian (phonetic)

What it means

to ignore someone

na khu'yu vertet'

to rotate someone on top of one's dick

blimp

vafl'a

flying dick

to drop one's jaw in surprise

vafli lovit

to catch flying dicks

disheveled

vzdrochennyi

over-masturbated penis

go to hell

pshul nahwi

go walk on a dick

penis

hren

horseradish

brothel

bardak

disorder, mess, disarray

blowjob

igrat' na kozhano'i fle'ite

to play on the leather flute

to masturbate

lysogo v kulake gonyat'

to run the bald dude through one's fist

shit-talker

mudozvon

the one who is chiming with his balls

very large

nev'ebenny

unfuckable

whatchamacallit/doohickey

piz'dyulina

the thing from the cunt

to contract a sexually transmitted disease

po'imat' na konchik

to catch a thing by the end of your dick

to be frightened

prissat'

to piss into panties

shafted

vstat' rakom

to assume the doggie position

very good

zaebis'

fuck until you're blue in the face

"Take that!"

"B tvoyu mat!"

"I have fucked your mother!"









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